It was a beautiful day in Irwine, sunny California. On my way to work I was thinking about very important meeting in R&D department. I was generally calm person, however a shadow of anxiety crawled through my mind. "Oh, I have a bad feeling about this" I thought to myself while I was about to step through the gateway of hell... I mean, the glorious company that I dreamt to work for since I was a teenager. As it turned out my prediction was right.
Receptionist throw me a fake smile as I was on my way to R&D. I didn't mind it much. Maybe because I wasn't looking at her face, my eyes were glued to huge breast emerging from unpinned shirt. "Oh the things I would've done with you...". My erotic fantasies were violently interrupted by sharp voice of Greg Street.
- You're finally here! I was expecting you a little bit earlier, after all you're about to see what we've been working on for past few years, and I assure you it's huge.
- But, sir, I know R&D are really slacky, which is not surprising, barely anyone works in this company anymore.
- Oh, will you just shut it? Follow me, I have no time for explanations, but I can tell you one thing, the stuff you've seen until now, it was just an cover up.
I had to follow him. From that moment, we travelled together, East. Always... into the East.
On the east wall he placed his hand on the wall and I've heard sinister creak coming from the underground. "Stand back from this plate, would you?" said ... I quickly jumped aside and observed how floor shuffled itself and elevator appeared.
"After you" Greg said.
I had no choice, but to enter the lift. Inferior was looking quite futuristic. Coloured buttons covered one side of this circular place. I felt drops of sweat as we were descending. The elevator has stopped on 12 levels underground. Aluminium doors finally opened. Sinister smile appeared on Greg’s face. We were walking through dark, rigid, cold corridors. Dim, teal light was stroking us. And then I've seen that no one should've seen. Cylindrical cells filled with green, glowing gel and some dark shadows. Human curiosity pushed me close to one of tanks, I wanted to examine the shadow inside of it. Suddenly misshaped head hit the tank wall.
"Oh, my fucking god" I've screamed as I jumped back away. My heart was rushing like a fastest horse in gallop, I literately felt the blood pumping in my veins, I felt dizzy and I was about to faint, unfortunately I didn't. I wish I had though. I wish I had and never woke up again. However blissful ignorance was not my destiny.
- What the hell is this?! - I yelled him.
- Pull yourself together! Stop acting like a child, this isn't mature form in here, we have more advanced forms just on the other side of this corridor.
- Are you cloning people here?! - I still could not believe it.
- Well, not really. We are creating them from the scratch, but you can call them clones if that's easier for you.
- That is insane! - I wasn't hiding my strong disapproval. - Not to mention, it's highly unmoral.
- Well that doesn't matter, as long as we are making profit, don't you know, that the single reason of corporation existence is to make profit?
- But this? This?! We were creating games, for people enjoyment, not damn clones.
- Ah, you are so short-sighted. We did not create them to sell them. We did make them to help sell our games, you see it's cheaper to actually make them, then to make a good games, at least at our current rate of wages. - Grim smiled glimpsed through his face. - With their help we can sell anything, they will provide a free advertising for us, so we can make even more profits in the long run. They will be fanatics of Blizzard, genetically engineered to fight our competition.
- But sir? Sir! Would you do this for video game, virtual reality, money? Sacrifice every bit of your human nature, sell your soul to the devil? This... this is madness, this is BLIZZARD!!
- Silence, you maggot! I am the incarnation of Grom Hellscreem, proud warchief of the Horde. We shall crush other companies the same way we've crushed the Alliance scum, no matter what it takes and what sacrifices we will have to make. Our soldiers are faithful, obedient and countless. They shall swarm every forum and comment section, stomping our competition into the ground.
They are our ultimate weapon.
They are the clones.
They are the Fanboys.
Showing posts with label Hydramist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hydramist. Show all posts
22 Jul 2012
5 Jul 2012
Bashing fan boys with heavy hammer
Fan (fanboy) is an abbreviation from FANatic. Indeed, we
shall no longer fool ourselves. That is where this word is coming from. I
shouldn’t remind you that fanaticism carries a burden of negative connotations
and righteously so. Throughout history we’ve encountered many form of
fanaticism. Fanatic can act uncritically with great zeal or passion on many
different areas. Religious (God wills it, thus we shall purge heathens by holy
flame), nationalistic (Germany before WW2), racial (Ku Klux Klan). In our modern
society we developed new form of fanaticism: sports (which can be stretched to
e-sports as well) and products, I’ll take a closer look at the last form.
Of course there is many kinds of products,
however we won’t be discussing disputes between Coca-Cola and Pepsi (because
everyone knows Pepsi is much better). Do you see what I did there?
Instead we rather focus about something we
care about, which is games.
In general fanboys claim they love one game
or game genre and hate everything else. Is it because they just spend 60 $ and
they are trying to prove before themselves and whole world they didn’t waste
money on that purchase. Or it’s just “my way or the highway” thinking (which is
completely wrong, because I’m not [nor is anybody else] affected in my choice
of favourite games by anyone else tastes). It is not for me to judge narrowed
opinions of fanboys (which seem to occupy this page as well, looking at
reaction to my recent blog).
Despite their motives, fanboys will plague
comment sections, chat rooms and forums just to prove some genre or game is
better than another in every possible way. I’ll use Starcraft and League of
Legends as a example of a quarrel between two groups of fanboys.
Both games are very well known on e-sport
scene, being ones of most popular games when it comes to competitive play.
However despite the fact Starcraft and LoL can coexist, some groups of people
seem to think (however I’m not sure if they are capable of actual thought
process) otherwise. The main argument against LoL is that it doesn’t take as
much skill as Starcraft, but does it really take less PERSONAL skill then
Starcraft? Certainly does. Does it take less skill in general then Starcraft?
Probably yes, however communication and teamwork are very important skills and
main factors deciding whenever game is won or lost. So it may seem less skilful
for you, without a doubt. You may say: “I don’t enjoy it because it is not at
skilful as SC2. “But do you really hate this game? It’s only a game after all
and hate and love are opposite, but they are the strongest emotions human can
feel. So next time when you think: I love this game, consider if it’s really
love. How would you describe feelings for your family/partner/friends then? I
know sometimes people tend to colloquially state: “oh, I love it”, however they
don’t really mean it. Real meaning of this colloquial expression would be more
like: I really enjoy it, and I think it is great. It goes the same way about
hatred, it’s just the opposite. Of course you don’t even have to use word
“hate” to drop shitbomb on some game (quotes from Hydramist comments): “There
is nothing worse in the world than LoL” or “Hydramist covering LoL? Your
heading the wrong way, this is the way of pathetic people”.
If you can’t be more open minded about
topics we write about, you may as well stop visiting this page, you’ll be
better off without us, and we will be better off without you.
For example I don’t like sports and racing
games, main reason being I rather play football in real life instead of doing
it on computer. However I’m far from saying I hate sports games, I hate Fifa
and everything connected with it. If Hydramist would start covering Fifa (it is
an WCG title after all) I could:
a) Skip the article, because topic doesn’t interest me at all.
b) Read the article, because I like blogger or general Hydramist way of
doing things. However I wouldn’t leave comments like: “omg, fifa sux, fire the
writer, he is shit, stop covering this pathetic game” or “Omg, fifa again, I
quit hydramist foreva” instead I would just remain silent or say something like
“While I don’t enjoy fifa as a game, it was good read, you made interesting
points/I enjoyed your coverage of recent tournament”
Both A and B are good option of doing
things. However if you would write “shit article, I’ll never visit your page
again” our reaction would be like:
a) Bye
b) We don’t care cause we have hundreds of thousands readers and one
person leaving wouldn’t make a different
c) We would rather enjoy smaller but smarter and more open minded community
Looks like I went a little bit off-topic
here L FML
To the point then,
It is yours and ONLY YOURS decision to like some title or not. If you are talking about it publicly try to remain civic and objective. Accept you are not the only person in the world and other people may think differently and may like different music, films and games than you. Try to find things you have in common instead of mindlessly bashing other people. And with this sentence I’m done with tilting at windmills, erm... fanboys.
2 Jun 2012
For Charity! Get them games.
Humble Bundle V is out
In case if you are not familiar with what
Humble Bundle is, let me explain it quickly. You pay how much you want for a
bundle of indie games. The money you pay, you can distribute as you want
between game developers, charity organization and company hosting this sale. If you Pay more than the average of $7.64 you can unlock bonus game, which is Bastion
this time around. You are getting soundtracks to all games in FLAC or MP3
format. Want a steam product keys? No problem, they are included. Are you
excited already? Let me just tell you latest edition of Humble Indie Bundle
comes with the best games it ever has (in my opinion anyway). Titles like
Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Psychonauts, Limbo, Superbrothers: Sword &
Sworcery EP + Bastion speaks for themselves. Let’s take a closer look at them
in case you are unfamiliar with ‘em.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Favourite game of Lord Hydra. Period. It’s
a first person survival horror. Experience nightmares that will scare shit out
of you. Explore desolated castle and find out what secrets are buried within
it. Immerse frightening surroundings. Wondering what Amnesia can done to you?
Just watch Hydra playing it here:
You can find more Amnesia videos on his
youtube channel. They are worth it.
Limbo
Another creepy game, but instead of being
survival horror, it’s puzzle-solving platformer. The beautiful, mysterious,
eerie story of a boy on a journey through Limbo, a land where everything is
trying to kill him in a most vicious manner. The game soundtrack is
nonexistent, so you might think it is terrible. However, you couldn’t be more
wrong. Creepy sounds accompany you as you travel through this dark, shadowy
world. The unique, black and white graphic style of this title has charmed me
like no other game in a long time. I recommend you play this game at
night with the lights out to make experience even better.
Psychonauts
Psychonauts is quite unique adventure game
with strongly exposed action elements. You take control of a little boy with
paranormal abilities called Rasputin. In your journey through the game powers
of telekinesis, levitation and invisibility will help you solve the mysteries Most
interesting aspect of Psychonauts (which distinguish it from other similar
games) is that you have a chance to explore other people minds. Literately.
Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery
Now this is weird game. Graphic is lacking
a little, but it’s indie game after all. PC version of adventure game released
before on iPad in 2011. This game revolves on classic point-n-click interface,
so if you like to search through every location in order to find tips which
will help you solve the puzzles, then it’s a game for you. To make it a little
more interesting from time to time you will encounter simple combat sections.
Bastion
Bastion is one of most original released in
2011. Game itself is a action rpg, but don’t confuse it with Diablo by any
means. Charming, hand – painted artwork dazes with its beauty. Critically
acclaimed soundtrack and hours of reacting narration will accompany you through
exploring Calamity. Many weapon upgrades remains to be unlocked alongside with
six Bastion structures to be discovered. Shall you finish the main story, there
is a New Game Plus mode waiting to be played through.
For dem kidz!
For me getting this bundle is a no-brainer,
so many great games for such a cheap price (you can always pay more, don’t let
this “cheap price” discourage you). Plus there is a chance to help charity.
Here are the links for both charity organizations, remember you can support one
of them, none or all of them.
For dem kidz!
7 May 2012
Hydramist: Spectator mode implemented into LoL
Sup?
I just published another post on Hydramist.tv It's about Spectator mode in League of Legends. I'm covering every feature it has and also positive consequences that it may have on LoL competitive community.
You can read the whole thing at: http://hydramist.tv/moba/riot-cares-spectator-mode-implemented-into-league-of-legends/
Stay classy,
Anhellius
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